{"id":320,"date":"2023-11-24T12:08:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T11:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/?p=320"},"modified":"2024-03-28T18:29:03","modified_gmt":"2024-03-28T17:29:03","slug":"petit-con-sans-cervelle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2023\/11\/24\/petit-con-sans-cervelle\/","title":{"rendered":"Petit con sans cervelle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>C\u2019est la belle journ\u00e9e vaisselle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Th\u00e8me : mousse, \u00e9ponge et gants<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et les yeux lev\u00e9s vers le gel <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au travail mon petit enfant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avant de fermer les paupi\u00e8res<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lave cette derni\u00e8re cuill\u00e8re<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WQushjP2Wqk\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WQushjP2Wqk\">Petit con sans cervelle<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quand tu feras la vaisselle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pense \u00e0 la mettre \u00e0 \u00e9goutter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N\u2019oublie pas, sinon j\u2019vais te tarter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais avant de sortir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il faudra bien t\u2019y tenir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sinon quand tu rentreras<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tant pis pour toi, tu mangeras froid<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il me tarde tant que tu t\u2019y mettes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Virer ce que j\u2019vois s\u2019entasser<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toute cette vaisselle, j\u2019en ai plein la t\u00eate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7a finit par me so\u00fbler<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petit con sans cervelle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quand penseras-tu \u00e0 faire la vaisselle ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu sais c\u2019est pas tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il suffit d\u2019un peu de volont\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans le salon tu es pass\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu as ni\u00e9 le lavabo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais tu vas pouvoir commencer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ou je te menace au couteau<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au son de ce dernier qui s\u2019aiguise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu t\u2019ex\u00e9cuteras \u00e0 ma guise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Clem<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est la belle journ\u00e9e vaisselle Th\u00e8me : mousse, \u00e9ponge et gants Et les yeux lev\u00e9s vers le gel Au travail mon petit enfant Avant de fermer les paupi\u00e8res Lave cette derni\u00e8re cuill\u00e8re Petit con sans cervelle Quand tu feras la vaisselle Pense \u00e0 la mettre \u00e0 \u00e9goutter N\u2019oublie pas, sinon j\u2019vais te tarter Mais avant&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2023\/11\/24\/petit-con-sans-cervelle\/\">Poursuivre la lecture <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Petit con sans cervelle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":877,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42],"tags":[63,48,104],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/877"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":321,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}