{"id":402,"date":"2024-02-06T19:39:40","date_gmt":"2024-02-06T18:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/?p=402"},"modified":"2024-02-06T19:39:40","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T18:39:40","slug":"le-matin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2024\/02\/06\/le-matin\/","title":{"rendered":"Le matin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>D\u00e9finition du matin l\u2019hiver :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Dur de mettre un pied \u00e0 terre ;<\/li><li>Difficile de retirer la couette ;<\/li><li>Vouloir dormir toute la journ\u00e9e ;<\/li><li>Chercher au minimum un argument pour quitter notre travail ;<\/li><li>Avoir faim ; en revanche, avoir la flemme d\u2019aller pr\u00e9parer le petit-dej ;<\/li><li>D\u00e9but d\u2019une nouvelle journ\u00e9e = d\u00e9but de gal\u00e8re.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 comment d\u00e9finir le matin l\u2019hiver, quand le gel glace notre peau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>D\u00e9finition du matin l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Aucun r\u00e9veil = bonheur ;<\/li><li>Entendre la nature chanter de bon c\u0153ur (en campagne) ;<\/li><li>Aucune inqui\u00e9tude \u00e0 avoir quant \u00e0 la vie ;<\/li><li>Oublier la couette car il fait beaucoup trop chaud, mort \u00e0 celui qui la gardera ;<\/li><li>Ne r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir \u00e0 aucun planning pour l\u2019apr\u00e8m ;<\/li><li>Rien qu\u2019un objectif : chiller.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 comment d\u00e9crire le matin l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 : bonne humeur et relaxation, que demande le peuple ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>En clair :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019hiver, \u00eatre arr\u00eat\u00e9 et red\u00e9marrer en c\u00f4te ne fonctionne gu\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9, la voiture parait \u00eatre un four, en revanche la joie l\u2019envahit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clairement, le matin parait \u00eatre appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 diff\u00e9remment en fonction de la temp\u00e9rature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fort pr\u00e9f\u00e9rable de bien pr\u00eater attention \u00e0 votre moteur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dormez bien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Recommandation d\u2019un ami.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Clem<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9finition du matin l\u2019hiver : Dur de mettre un pied \u00e0 terre ; Difficile de retirer la couette ; Vouloir dormir toute la journ\u00e9e ; Chercher au minimum un argument pour quitter notre travail ; Avoir faim ; en revanche, avoir la flemme d\u2019aller pr\u00e9parer le petit-dej ; D\u00e9but d\u2019une nouvelle journ\u00e9e = d\u00e9but de&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2024\/02\/06\/le-matin\/\">Poursuivre la lecture <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le matin<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":877,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[43],"tags":[53,63,66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/877"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}