{"id":468,"date":"2024-03-15T16:31:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-15T15:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/?p=468"},"modified":"2024-03-15T16:31:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T15:31:09","slug":"le-jour-ou-jai-ouvert-ma-gueule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2024\/03\/15\/le-jour-ou-jai-ouvert-ma-gueule\/","title":{"rendered":"Le jour o\u00f9 j\u2019ai ouvert ma gueule"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On s\u2019en fout, non\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le croissant fertile, l\u2019Inde, l\u2019Europe ou encore l\u2019Am\u00e9rique du sud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enfin\u2026 pas des pays&nbsp;! Mais des foutaises du prof.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, attendez&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On change de sujet&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019Homme\u00a0? Bien s\u00fbr, au masculin, sinon c\u2019est pas dr\u00f4le.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La place des femmes dans tout \u00e7a, c\u2019est juste de tromper leur mari ou de draguer,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enfin tu vois, quoi\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bref, je devrais peut \u00eatre reprendre mon cours&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il est 11 h 46, tu en penses quoi\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dans un moment de folie, je l\u00e8ve la main,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les mots d\u00e9passent ma pens\u00e9e,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le prof l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate, d\u00e9pit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il marque une pause, me regarde interloqu\u00e9, reprend son cours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cet instant fut rapide, efficace, radical.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis, je ferme ma gueule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Zo<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On s\u2019en fout, non\u00a0? Le croissant fertile, l\u2019Inde, l\u2019Europe ou encore l\u2019Am\u00e9rique du sud. Enfin\u2026 pas des pays&nbsp;! Mais des foutaises du prof. Oh, attendez&nbsp;! On change de sujet&nbsp;! L\u2019Homme\u00a0? Bien s\u00fbr, au masculin, sinon c\u2019est pas dr\u00f4le. La place des femmes dans tout \u00e7a, c\u2019est juste de tromper leur mari ou de draguer, Enfin&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2024\/03\/15\/le-jour-ou-jai-ouvert-ma-gueule\/\">Poursuivre la lecture <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le jour o\u00f9 j\u2019ai ouvert ma gueule<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":877,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[5,89],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/877"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":469,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions\/469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}