{"id":632,"date":"2025-03-13T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/?p=632"},"modified":"2025-03-13T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T15:42:00","slug":"cauchemar-en-cuisine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2025\/03\/13\/cauchemar-en-cuisine\/","title":{"rendered":"Cauchemar en cuisine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On est dos au m\u00fbrier<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sur le fil du ras-des-p\u00e2querettes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au fond du gaufrier<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A bouillir de tout<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une passoire de plus et tout le monde plonge<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On va passer \u00e0 la casserole<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si personne ne prend la parole<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passivit\u00e9 l\u00e9thargique<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attaque \u00e0 l\u2019acide citrique<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sous nos yeux<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Depuis leur pi\u00e9destal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e9sinformation trois \u00e9toiles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On n\u2019a plus de feu dans nos chemin\u00e9es<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le timing est \u00e9coul\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On est press\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Press\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Press\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la moelle osseuse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chair d\u00e9soss\u00e9e, pr\u00eate \u00e0 farcir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vivement la fin du service<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu\u2019on rende nos tabliers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu\u2019on se grille une cigarette ou six<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le temps d\u2019oublier ce pot-pourri<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 demain la reprise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cl\u00e9a<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On est dos au m\u00fbrier Sur le fil du ras-des-p\u00e2querettes Au fond du gaufrier A bouillir de tout Une passoire de plus et tout le monde plonge On va passer \u00e0 la casserole Si personne ne prend la parole Passivit\u00e9 l\u00e9thargique Attaque \u00e0 l\u2019acide citrique Sous nos yeux Depuis leur pi\u00e9destal D\u00e9sinformation trois \u00e9toiles On&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/2025\/03\/13\/cauchemar-en-cuisine\/\">Poursuivre la lecture <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cauchemar en cuisine<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":877,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[43],"tags":[83],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/877"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":633,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions\/633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.univ-jfc.fr\/jeffchampo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}